The Cost of Fuel…

Yesterday, I was fortunate to be in an area where the price of gasoline was much less than it is here in Davidson and Williamson counties – much less – about 30 cents per gallon less! Why is that? Same fuel, same distillery, same distributor, same brand of station. It can’t be the city because one can drive out to the Percy Priest Lake area and get gas for 25-30 cents less than other areas of the county…

And, while the price of gasoline keeps going down, $3.299 my last fill up, the price of diesel stays well above the $4 mark. This is another thing that really has me scratching my head with an ice pick, as diesel takes less refining than gasoline. Maybe EXXON is doing the Michael Phelps thing and going for the GOLD. The GOLD record of $75 billion in profits for this quarter…

Michael

Copyright © 2008 by Michael Thornton of Complete Home Inspections, Inc., All Rights Reserved.

Blogging Withdrawals…

I have admit, that I am a blogging addict. At first it started with one innocent blog, next it was two. Before I realized it, I was writing several blogs a day. Now I am going through the withdrawals of my shameless addiction to blogging. To ease my cravings, I have had to resort to copious amounts of caffeine, food and of course Blogerette Patches available from my local computer store…

Seriously though, I have not been blogging as much as I usually have been the past few days as there have been many pressing issues that I needed to address. I have had to utilize all my will power and go through numerous "patches" to my blogging cravings at bay and keep focused on re-writing my inspection report system which will begin field trials today. I realized that the report, although good, was written from an engineering viewpoint and not from a consumer viewpoint.

Any of you familiar with software changes, know that there will be some hitches in the giddy-up! If any of you who live in the state surrounding the Great State of Tennessee, see or feel unusual flashes of light and rumblings and flying objects (probably my laptop), pay no heed, it was most likely a major glitch and the release of emotional energy because I have run out of Blogerette Patches…  

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Following All the Clues…

One of the more challenging aspects that I find with the home inspection industry is the lack of mentoring. I know that when I got started several years ago, it was almost impossible to get any home inspector in this area to mentor me when I had questions. I will be the first to admit that I do not know it all and I do run into situations that are quite perplexing.

As part of my business plan, I have developed a program where I ride with the inspectors twice a month to mentor, train, and help them become better at their craft. Yesterday was mentoring day for one of my inspectors and we could not have had a better property in which to do some training. One of the issues that stumped him was the Spider Man cracks below.

At first look, the damage appears to have been caused by the poor installation of the gas line. But after looking at all the “clues” it was determined that the brick ties that hold the brick veneer to the block walls were failing and unless repaired in a timely manner, the brick veneer could become a brick patio. The lesson learned here was not to jump to conclusions. Look at everything and start putting the pieces of the puzzle together. This is what separates good inspectors from the rest of the crowd…

Michael

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It’s Moving Day…

As real estate professionals, you know how hard you have worked hard to find your buyer that perfect home. Success at last! The deal has finally closed and now it’s time for the new home owners to pack up everything and move to the new house…

Musta taken lessons from Uncle Jed…

Michael

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You Should Have Seen the One That Got Away…

This morning, I was feeling kinda blah, so on the advice of some of my Active Rain friends, I took the morning off and went fishun’ with Bubba and a few buds. We headed off to Bubba’s secret fishun’ hole and really slammed them today. Yeah Buddy! No matter how hard we tried, there were a few bigguns that just got away.

Now I know that fisherman the world over are known for their exaggerated tales about the one that got away. Now y’all have to realize that the size of that fish is in direct proportion to the number of beers consumed, the number of times the tale has been told or both! Thankfully, unlike Pinocchio tale telling fishermen’s noses don’t grow otherwise they would be in one mell of a hess! Can you imagine not being able to get into their pick ups to drive home? Sheesh! Banish the thought…

Now just to let you know that I ain’t lie’n, I took this picture of Bubba and some buds holding one of the smaller ones. You shudda seen the one that got away…

Michael

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Say It Ain’t So…

This morning Paddy Pizappi, who posts regularly in Active Rain, wrote an article, Say It Ain’t So- Too Much Quiting Going On Here! I certainly hope that these folks are not the latest casualties from the burst bubble in the real estate market.

I have been wanting to delay this post, but now is as good a time as any. I have talked to one of my friends here in the Nashville area who is “in the know” and he stated that the fallout has not stopped but has slowed down. He went on to say that there will be another wave of foreclosures coming in the near future. His prediction was that the real estate professionals that survive this swing of the axe will be in prime condition for the upswing that most likely will happen next year.

I certainly hope the best for Duane and all the others that are suffering through these tough times and pray that through the Grace of God, that they will manage to survive these tough times…

Tradesmen Are Not Home Inspectors… Home Inspectors Are Not Tradesmen…

Yesterday, I got a call from a real estate agent on one of our inspections. They were all in a tizzy, the customer was all upset because they had just moved in and the water heater needed to be replaced. The plumber that was representing the home warranty company said that this was a pre-existing condition and that it was not covered and they would have to pay $850.00 for a new water heater. He voluntarily went on to say that the home inspector should have told them that the water heater was shot, the flue venting was not to codes, and that the water heater was not installed to codes…

To make a short story long, the agent and the homebuyer wanted us to replace the water heater. Hold the phone here folks, we AIN”T codes inspectors! Never have been and never will be!

To ease the situation, I told the agent that I would look at the inspector’s report and get back with them. The inspector noted that the water heater was functioning, water temperature 117 degrees, there were gaps in the flue venting and it was not properly installed, that there were rust stains on the exterior cabinet, water on the floor, a drip coming from the connection above, that the installation appeared questionable, the TPR valve extension used improper materials (PVC), the unit was at the end of its serviceable life, and to have a professional further review the water heater and installation before closing at escrow. The customer didn’t do this.

I spent about 2 hours explaining to the customer and the real estate agent at the customer’s house, that as home inspectors, we are not codes inspectors. We do not know what the codes for every municipality are and whether an item even complies with codes. It’s not our job. Our purpose is to raise “red flags” and report accordingly in an unbiased professional manner.

Far too many times, tradesmen seem people go out of their way to make mountains out of molehills just to make themselves look like geniuses and other professions look like bumbling dolts. Furthermore, they bring up the ‘codes’ word. “This is not installed to codes”, and always seem to say, “The home inspector should have known this, or I’m surprised that they did not tell you this.”

In my humble opinion, a statement like this goes far beyond professional ethics and goes beyond what home inspectors are supposed to do, and this is be a generalist. We are not trained to be a specialist in any field. What tradesman doesn’t realize, or care to realize, is that our profession doesn’t do codes and we have to stay within the governed confines as mandated by our State’s Standards of Practice or if we belong to a professional organization such as ASHI or NAHI, their Standards.

Once tradesmen start sowing seeds doubt in the homeowner’s mind, then the whole inspection/sales process begins to be scrutinized. Did the agent work in my behalf, the agent referred this idiot, where is the agent’s liability, did the inspector really catch all that they were supposed to do, and the list goes on. Irresponsible statements by other professions reflect poorly on the agent, the inspector and the whole sales transaction and process.

So Mr. tradesman, before you open your yap and start degrading another person’s profession or work, take a moment to see what their standards are, and don’t be so quick to condemn or pass judgment. So lets agree that you won’t do home inspections… and I will not do the trades…

Something Is Missing…

In our ongoing saga of the Rehab from Elm Street, there is something missing in this laundry room. Can you help Bubba and the rehabber find the missing item in order to satisfy this picky home inspector?

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OOPS! - Again…

Like everything else on this planet, there is an expected service life for products. Older cast iron waste systems certainly fall in this category. I have written several posts on this material rusts from the inside out, gets sclerosis, and is prone to clogging as the system ages. However, areas rehabbers often overlook are the service caps. These must be securely threaded into the pipe to prevent sewer gasses and raw sewage from exiting the pipes and into the home or yard.

The threads in this cleanout have been stripped preventing this cap from being properly secured. If the caps are askew, these are suspect for either cross threading or damaged treads. In either case, my crystal ball says that a licensed plumbing contractor, not ol’ Bubba, can be seen visiting soon…

Michael

Copyright © 2008 by Michael Thornton of Complete Home Inspections, Inc., All Rights Reserved.

OOPS!

It is not uncommon to see garages converted to living space especially in older properties. However, when doing so, proper construction techniques is very important. For the past few days, I have been writing about some of the issues that I found with a particular rehabbed job in northwest Nashville, TN. So, without further ado, the saga continues…

I noticed that the driveway slab (now the patio) in the back of the property was cracked and sloped toward the property. Since there was a spigot handy I ran some water just to ease this curious mind. It is hard to tell it from the picture, but there is approximately ¾ of an inch of water pooling up against the siding material which is yet another post. I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count as to where the water is going…
… Yeah Buddy! You guessed it! The finished den. Can we say squish, squish, squish? Now if you were Sponge Bob Square Pants, all you’d have to do is add a little water when necessary…

 

 

 

 

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